My new smartphone hates me. I can tell.
The other night I cleared a space for it on the dresser – never had to do that with my old clamshell. Then I noticed it had wriggled a few inches, seeking to fling itself over the edge, to escape. I know it hates me. When I curl my fingers around its elegant girth, I feel it seeking the slightest gravitational opening to plunge to the floor. I grip it tighter. It struggles with animal desperation. Let me go, let me out of here. Does its heart belong to another? Does it seek a mate? Has it been given a nefarious Manchurian Candidate task to destroy itself – or me? For the past decade, I got by with a rudimentary clamshell, delighted just to be able to make phone calls or peck out terse messages. . It fit in my pocket, snugly and comfortingly, like the lemon soap Leopold Bloom carries in “Ulysses.” We're a capital couple are Bloom and I; He brightens the earth, I polish the sky. However, last week I was working in my basement and swept the clamshell into the bucket from the dehumidifier. The innards were fried. I had to update my act. I have never trusted Mr. Jobs’ gadgets – too pretty, too smooth, too obscure. Now I have one -- almost the size of a Steinbrennerian plaque in Yankee Stadium, Every day I learn a trick or two. The other day, parked in my driveway, I figured out how to pull up a map for directions, so I didn’t have to run inside to my laptop. Progress! I’m not a Luddite, but I am a survivor. I don’t trust this stranger in my life. I am now told I need to buy a cushy holder and a glass cover to protect Mr. Jobs’ handiwork from escape efforts. I need to carry the clunky thing in a belt around my waist. This is progress? Why not carry my laptop in a knapsack on my back, the way I used to do? Plus, I know the smartphone is plotting to get me. If these essays stop coming, you know who did it. My smartphone’s nickname is Chucky.
Brian Savin
5/17/2015 01:35:47 pm
Oh, stop it , George, you sound like my wife before she succumbed to modernity. It didn't take her long, neither will it you. She has your over-sized iPhone and soon enough figured out it takes better pictures than her Panasonic camera with the Leica lens. Siri is now her great friend (I'm jealous) and she uses it more than Google, because it's easier and smarter and there are no Google ads to sift through. The phone also has "apps" that do everything but scratch your itchy nose. That particular phone is also old age eye friendly. I took the smaller one because it fits in my shirt pocket. I look at it every day to be told I climbed all of two or three flights of stairs and took less steps today than my walk to school with the kids in olden days. Try Words with Friends, a Scrabble-like App that you will become addicted to...at least until you find out that there are words accepted that make Noah Webster turn over in his grave. Steve Jobs was a sonofbitch, but he knew what I would find useful before I ever thought of it. I'll probably get the the watch that the new guy conceived.....and I wager, so will you. I'm fascinated about how Tim Cook became interested in taking over and how Jobs got interested in making sure it would happen. There is a lot of good in that story, I suspect.
George Vecsey
5/18/2015 12:59:43 am
Brian, stop being so freaking rational. 5/18/2015 01:33:53 am
Just wait until Chucky starts correcting your grammar and substituting words you never thought of for words you did and Siri starts bossing you around.
George Vecsey
5/18/2015 04:37:02 am
Wes, I was trying to type Mexico (or Mex for short) last night and it kept changing it. (Laura was covering the women's soccer match in Calif.) I've been warned about that Jobsian quirk. 5/19/2015 01:37:29 pm
George
George Vecsey
5/19/2015 02:41:33 pm
Alan, I expect I will be putting my appointments in a little rectangular datebook (usually with a London motif) as long as....
Josh
5/20/2015 02:25:55 am
"since Josh might report back to her"
KL Bob
5/20/2015 02:18:36 am
Condolences on the iPhone. Please let us know if you're ever pondering an Apple watch so we can arrange an intervention!
George Vecsey
5/20/2015 06:08:46 am
I did notice that it is harder to get off the Watch site than other sites.
KL Bob
5/21/2015 03:31:38 pm
Amen! I just hate the way life is flying by while I tap tap tap on this silly thing! I think the watch is going to be a miss, but who knows what marketing can make people think they really need.
George Vecsey
5/22/2015 02:18:23 am
My technology friend will sort out the email, and I will be able to sit outside in some beautiful place and peck out inanities.
Altenir Silva
5/21/2015 06:30:40 am
Dear George,
George Vecsey
5/21/2015 09:39:51 am
Dear Altenir: I remember the baptism -- just about a year ago, as I recall. What a lovely ceremony...and that beautiful church on Carmine St. I saved about a dozen photos, very amateur work on a primitive clamshell phone...I think I used a photo from you or your friends from Montreal. I sitll have a folder from that day. My best to your family.
Ed Martin
5/21/2015 11:08:22 am
You could not have written a more perfect piece for Peggy who lost her clamshell and is using an older smart phone--reluctantly and painfully--it refuses to behave. The other day I made a phone call on my Samsung, who would think you could use it for that. Ciao.
George Vecsey
5/22/2015 02:21:08 am
I sometimes tell young people how awed and grateful I am to have all the labor-saving devices of my grandparents -- a cellphone and a laptop. Not sure they get the irony. Comments are closed.
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