What I Learned from the Latest Debate

Million of these on line. This from Michael-in-Norfolk.

• If the Mets were playing, I wouldn’t have watched these mugs at all.
• Trump has what the ball players used to call “the red ass.” He hears slights and does a quick sizzle. Just what we want in a chief executive. 
• Fiorina did not mention “body parts” or otherwise incite gun-toting lunatics. How statesmanlike of her.
• Bush may have been put on earth to annoy Trump.
• Rubio still looks like El Joven reaching for the water bottle.
• Kasich remains the most adult person in that clown car. Not saying much.
• I never believed in reincarnation until I saw Joe McCarthy back on earth as a sneering Texan.
• I agree with about 12 percent of what  Paul says. Otherwise, he’s a terrier yapping at the passing parade.
• Christie still bragging about being a leader after blowing off a needed railroad tunnel years ago. No shame.
• Carson declined to pick between two candidates’ points. Sounded like me when the teacher called on me in class. “Um, what?”
• Come to think of it, if the Yankees had been playing, I would have watched them.