I always figured Mooney Lynn was the luckiest man in the world.
I loved Mooney. When I was helping Loretta Lynn write her book, Coal Miner’s Daughter, Mooney would put his pistol down on the table and never fuss when I asked about his indiscretions. He also held the family and the business together while Loretta was out on the road, and it was easy to see why she loved him so much. Mooney was stumpy and weather-beaten, but in the movie he got to be portrayed by Tommy Lee Jones, a handsome football player from Harvard. For millions of people who have seen the movie, that is their lasting image of Mooney Lynn – a college lineman who could move pretty fast. How cool was that? I was thinking about Mooney last Saturday night while watching the HBO production, Game Change, about the Hail-Mary pass the McCain campaign heaved in 2008 when it brought in Sarah Palin to run for vice president. Palin lucked out, just like Mooney. She will never escape the hilarious impersonation by the inimitable Tina Fey, but for the two-hour television movie Palin was played by Julianne Moore, who did wonders for her. Moore did not try to serve up Palin’s dance-hall-queen strut or smirk, but rather gave her character a minimal gravitas never before detected by my personal seismograph. For the two-hour haul, Moore (and the writers and director) gave Palin a tinge of fear that she might be bombing in public, the slightest bit of awareness that maybe she should know some of those things people were prattling about. I almost felt sorry for her – well, at least until some television commentator would note that she could be one cardiac event from the presidency. Then it all came back to me. John McCain did not come off as well. He’s been lurching around in a coma since politely scolding that bigoted woman in the red dress in 2008, but he’s still more appealing than Ed Harris’ bland character in the movie. Woody Harrelson stole the show as campaign maestro Steve Schmidt, who is currently performing community service as commentator on MSNBC, discussing the current lot. Of course, none of the spinmeisters in 2008 had a chance what with that smart, handsome, confident figure making speeches before huge crowds in Berlin or Washington. Where did the movie-makers find that guy? He’s a natural. And that made me wonder: When HBO decides to make a movie about Grumpy, Sleazy, Dopey and Starchy, the last four standing, who will play them? Clearly Rick Santorum will be played by another simplistic type. (See below.) Mitt Romney could be portrayed by his own wax statue from Madame Tussaud’s – an upgrade in personality, if you ask me. Ooops: This just in, from Ry Cooder, one of the artists behind Buena Vista Social Club and Chavez Ravine. It's called The Mutt Romney Blues. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct3BFR6GwFY Ron Paul could be fun if Jerry Stiller could tear himself away from all those runway models in his current commercials. But Newt Gingrich? A few decades ago, Mickey Rooney could have impersonated Newt’s pretentious bluster but I’m guessing somebody more courant could serve up Newt as he cajoles people into donating to his dubious cause. That inevitable movie has to be more enjoyable than this long and silly season. Your nominations for the leading roles are welcome. Who plays Bachmann? Who plays Cain? Who plays Newt?
Now I know why I started the geovec fan club in Venice, ( in top ten retirement communities nationally). I think Eddie Murphy has the gravitas for Cain and Paris Hilton for Bachman. Wallace Beery would have been good for Newt. We'll get back to you after a bit. Saw the film tonite, coincidentally and was reminded how she was willing to throw McCain under the bus to achieve her own celebrity.
Alan Rubin
3/15/2012 08:42:27 am
George, I was also feeling sorry for her until I remembered that she was not even remotely qualified.
george vecset
3/15/2012 12:26:52 pm
County First went out of fashion when McConnell said his goal for the next four years was to see the President of the United States fail. What a patriot.
thom gunn
4/25/2012 08:49:52 am
McConnell only said what all the congressional republicans believed -- doesn't he get credit for honesty? 9/25/2013 07:58:02 pm
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this is informative and alluring write up. I would like to mention that the character in the Newt movie has to be tough and strong. Comments are closed.
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